Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Childrens books that didn't sell

  1. You Were an Accident
  2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  4. Some Kittens Can Fly!
  5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
  6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
  9. All Dogs Go to Hell
  10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
  11. You Are Different and That's Bad
  12. Dad's New Wife Timothy
  13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
  14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
  15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
  16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
  22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
  23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
  24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  26. Bi-Curious George
  27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  28. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  29. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  30. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
  31. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  32. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  33. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  34. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  35. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  36. Your Nightmares Are Real
  37. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  38. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

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